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Posts tagged iPad
You Need a Credit Card to Deserve an iPad !
May 18th
Setve Jobs only sells iPads to credit card holders. Recently a low income woman asked to buy an iPad without a credit card and she was simply told by Apple reps to get one (credit card) if she wants one (iPad). Apple uses this drastic method to try to limit sales of iPads per person to two units max. Give a little power to a guy (Steve Jobs), and he will make your day ! 
iPad Euro Price : ‘Please Educate Yourself’ !
May 10th
“Please educate yourself. UK prices must by law include VAT, which is around 18%. US prices do not include tax”. This is supposed to be how Steve Jobs addresses numerous questions from European customers complaining about iPad pricing in the old continent. You retarded, shut up and buy ! 
iPad Stolen !
May 1st
The iPad stimulates crime ? Check this video story of a man who lost half a finger for it !
iPad Finger Prints !
Apr 5th
The iPad, the new host for all your finger prints ! And imagine the result when trying to follow a cooking recipe in the kitchen…
iPad : a Lifetime Achievement !
Apr 4th
This week-end definitely was the iPad week-end. Thanks to Apple, a great bunch of folks eventually understood their true purpose in life !
iPad Launch : Crack Party !
Apr 3rd
Another happy product launch party for Apple, king of crack marketing !
